2015 2nd term Jokes

1.  A smart Pupil
One boy asks the new teacher “Excuse ma, if you mix omo and klin soap together, will there be foam? The teacher responds “Yes of course, why ask such a silly question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all?
The boy laughed and whispers to the other pupils, “such a dumb teacher, how can you get foam without adding water, are we going to learn anything at all from this teacher?
2. A Casket Maker
One day a man was going with a casket in his car. His car had fault and the people who needs it are in haste so he decided trekking.
As he was trekking, police on patrol saw him and asked him that where you dey carry this casket go? He knows they might delay him so he said I no like where them bury me so I wan relocate. On hearing this, the police thought he was a ghost so they took to their heels.
3. Cool Music
A boy once put his father’s radio into the fridge. When asked why he did so, he said “he wanted his father to listen to cool music”.
4 Close My Account
A man named Mr. Peter went to the bank with a key and padlock, when asked what he wanted to use it to do, “he said I want to close my account”.